Posted 13 minutes ago

coldsweatsandsneakers:

So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away

Posted 15 minutes ago

begettingmonsters:

kickair8p:

cesperanza:

OMFG.

Yeah.  After going to CA2 you watch CA1 again, and you see the Winter Soldier.

cuz they may take his memories but they’ll never take his swag

(Source: tamii0096)

Posted 16 minutes ago

MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

dreamsoftheshininghorizon:

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-

Natasha: Oh…and Thor is Thor.  That’s his real name.  Even if it wasn’t, he might have diplomatic immunity to the Registration Act since his “secret identity” is the crown prince of an alien civilization.

Senator: I get it, I get it.

POST CREDITS SCENE:

(Enter the Senator’s office)
Senator: Well, that was a disaster.
Voice: You think?
Senator: Who is th- Nick Fury?
Nick Fury: I’m here to talk to you about the “Stop Wasting Everyone’s Fucking Time” Initiative.

Posted 17 minutes ago

some say the world will end in fire // some say in ice

(Source: iheartgot)

Posted 18 minutes ago

blackamazon:

" there there angry face"
" no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH"

(Source: entirelyessential)

Posted 18 minutes ago

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

Posted 20 minutes ago
Posted 21 minutes ago

rointheta:

RTD Era Meme | Scenes (3/8) | Dalek

Posted 23 minutes ago

All shall fade.

(Source: elvishfolk)

Posted 6 hours ago

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
stormbornvalkyrie:

♕ I am blood of the dragon, she told herself. I am Daenerys Stormborn, Princess of Dragonstone.

stormbornvalkyrie:

I am blood of the dragon, she told herself. I am Daenerys Stormborn, Princess of Dragonstone.

Posted 6 hours ago

mydollyaviana:

My favourite concept art by Lisa Keene

Posted 6 hours ago

lizabethdewitt:

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
That doesn’t sound too hard.

Posted 6 hours ago

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle)